orcboxer:

gjengangeren:

target audience

pointnclick:

“No one wants to work anymore.” Damn right brother. If I could sit in a beautiful field for 40 hours every week of my singular precious life I would

evilwizard:

evilwizard:

did you know? there is a type of metal chariot, powered by the bone-ichor of ancient dragons, that you can use to access—and quickly traverse—a labyrinthine realm of desolate, pitch-black stone known to scientists as “the american highway system”

be forewarned! the chariot does release a terrible curse that ravages the sky and boils the sea. but the King’s coffers are rich with coin from the Dragonbone Ichor Council, so there aren’t many alternatives <|:^/

sandmandaddy69:

rotting-gorewhoree:

vampyygirl:

she’s my mother

eyesaremosa1cs:

via

arqueete:

obsessed with this sign i saw taped up outside the bat room at the zoo yesterday. the enthusiasm, the hand-written note, the bat drawing.

itwashotwestayedinthewater:

effemimaniac:

itwashotwestayedinthewater:

stop saying youre investing in posts. i dont make my jokes for any kind of economy. banker-like behaviour of you

nurturing this post while it’s young

supporting and cherishing this post in its infancy.

kosmogrl:

shithowdy:

shithowdy:

“i’m not triggered or upset by or even ideologically opposed to it, i just associate it with something so bad that i can’t enjoy it anymore” is such a frustrating relationship to have with a piece of media

it’s covered in the fucking ooze!!

daily-spooky:

ryan-sometimes:

My favourite Da Vinky twins trans ally moments:

• When they said their pronouns are they/them because there’s 2 of them
• “It doesn’t matter what your pronouns are, because at the end of the day, it’s night”

muffinshark:

🪽🐍 lost rembrandt portraits

wiiwheel:

You’re dead serious. I’m alive silly. We’re not the same